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Headlines

Friday 17th October

A selection of recent headlines from the BBC News website…

14-October 10:20 - Shares rise as confidence returns
16-October 11:33 - Global shares carry on tumbling
17-October 10:15 - Strong gains for European shares
17-October 11:37 - European shares lose early gains

I have a better idea…

Shares are up and down like a bride’s.. yo-yo until further notice

This headline will be applicable for at least a couple of months, maybe years, and the journalists can go and have a nice cup of tea and a sit down.

Written by stu

October 17th, 2008 at 10:39 am

Posted in Current Affairs

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6 Responses to 'Headlines'

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  1. financial uncertainty continues as JADE GOODIE IN NAKED SQUIRREL SHOCKER!

    sweavo

    17 Oct 08 at 12:39 pm

  2. We OWN the Masters of the Universe

    lordhutton

    17 Oct 08 at 7:59 pm

  3. It would make a wonderful episode of News At Ten.

    Trevor MacDonald: “Shares are up, no, down, up, down, up, down, up…”

    And the camera pans out to reveal pr0n on the autocue.

    Kouros

    17 Oct 08 at 8:26 pm

  4. Whores drawers? The Assyrian Empire?

    omally

    17 Oct 08 at 8:43 pm

  5. Bride’s Nightie, Mallers. This is something you have to learn about!

    JG

    17 Oct 08 at 9:34 pm

  6. I’ve been promised that there’ll be none of that rubbish, JG ;-)

    Omally

    20 Oct 08 at 9:27 pm

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