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Timber! (2)

Monday 3rd November

In answer to Debsters question, it turned out I was making a bridge. But I didn’t know that at the time. I wasn’t sure what I was making, I just knew it had to be made out of two by six with chicken-wire stapled to it.

More details on that soon.

Saturday afternoon, I went back to B&Q. I went up to a man and said “I’m hoping to get a length of 2 by 6 and have three cuts made in it… is that something you can do?”
“Of course it is.”, he said, “let me find someone who is trained on the saw.”

“Hello good sir,” said the man who is trained on the saw, “I hear you would like a length of 2 by 6 cutting… that will be no problem at all, bring hither the 2 by 6 and I shall cut it willingly on yon saw.”

As he beckoned toward the saw, we spied the legend “OUT OF ORDER”.

DOH!

Never mind, at least I proved to myself that they do cut timber lengths and that I had just been talking to a … um … yeah… one of them previously.

Luckily I’d brought my wood saw, and cut it up in the car park.

Mission accomplished. And luckily so because had I not accomplished my mission, my Micra would still be stuck half-way along a green lane in Derbyshire.

Written by stu

November 3rd, 2008 at 10:03 am

Posted in Amusement

5 Responses to 'Timber! (2)'

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  1. You went green-laning in a _Micra_? Ye gods, man!

    Omally

    3 Nov 08 at 12:19 pm

  2. ‘in’ is probably not the best choice of word. We prpbably spent as much time _out_ of the Micra building road. But in essence, yes.

    Blog coming soon!

    stu

    3 Nov 08 at 2:47 pm

  3. I bet the Kidderminster Throwback deliberately broke the saw when he figured you’d be back.

    sweavo

    3 Nov 08 at 4:02 pm

  4. “Out of Order”

    Somebody tried cutting wet wood, didn’t they. Tut.

    Simon's Tall

    3 Nov 08 at 4:39 pm

  5. A bridge! How silly of me not to have guessed that was what you were building.

    Will it have trolls and the “Three Billy Goats Gruff” under it?

    Debster

    4 Nov 08 at 2:14 am

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