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Ronseal

Thursday 6th November

This varnish I got for the patio doors’ step claims to be:

a) Super tough
b) Completely waterproof

I can now confirm that these claims are entirely valid. There’s still a load stuck to my arm despite a good night out and a long hot soapy shower this morning.

Before you start, the night out was last night not this morning. Only the shower was this morning.

Written by stu

November 6th, 2008 at 10:59 am

6 Responses to 'Ronseal'

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  1. I hope the varnish enjoyed its night out too.

    JG

    6 Nov 08 at 12:38 pm

  2. Put some rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball and apply to your varnished arm. Paint thinner works, too.

    Debster

    6 Nov 08 at 1:44 pm

  3. That was some night o… oh, JG beat me

    sweavo

    6 Nov 08 at 4:52 pm

  4. Wanna borrow some Meths?

    lordhutton

    6 Nov 08 at 6:06 pm

  5. Nothing to do with varnish, but I saw this and thought of you ……

    http://www.hollandandbarrett.com/pages/product_detail.asp?PID=618&CPID=274&np=1

    JG

    7 Nov 08 at 12:05 pm

  6. a) Super tough
    b) Completely waterproof

    Funny, that’s how people normally describe me as well. Especially when I attach myself to them and join them in the shower.

    plume

    8 Nov 08 at 10:53 am

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