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How a Tardis Works

Monday 10th July

I’ve been mulling over the site Imagining the Tenth Dimension which Rich linked on Friday. I’ve drawn pictures and built models, and it’s absolutely fascinating to discover and confirm for myself that time travel and teleportation are both trivial tasks.

Of course, it’s not going to be that easy, is it? However all we have to do is gain control of the 4th dimension and learn how to fold it to achieve teleportation. Time travel is a little more difficult requiring folding of the 5th dimension.

Let me attempt to explain, taking the simplest case… one dimension.

In a one-dimensional world, you exist on a line. The only thing you can say about your position is how far along that line you are. Now - gain control of the second dimension and you can bend the line around so that it crosses itself (try drawing a simple ‘christian’ type fish, or greek letter alpha). Now by walking to the crossing point, you can appear instantaneously at a different point on the line.

For example, start at one of the points of the line and start walking. When you reach the crossroads, turn towards the other point. You have just done the full journey along the line, but have succeeded in missing out the whole of the loop. If you like, you have teleported from a position 20% of the way along the line to a position 80% of the way along the line.

In two dimensions, what you just achieved wasn’t a particularly clever move, but to anyone trapped in the single dimension of the line, they will bow down to you as a deity, or at least a good magician.

So, now let’s extend this concept to a two-dimensional world. A sheet of paper, or a map is probably the best example of position in two dimensions. Take your map book and start driving along one of the roads. Now, by folding this map through the third dimension, you can make a different road line up with the one you’re currently travelling along. In the two-dimensional world you just teleported from one location to another completely different location.

Now, as we move into three dimensions, it becomes more complicated to visualise. The reason for this is that we live in a three-dimensional world, so we find it more difficult to grasp the idea of folding the fourth dimension (time), but we can probably manage something as follows…

Draw a straight line, label the points A and B. The line represents time, and the points represent complete three-dimensional states. At point A you are in Aberdeen, while by the time we reach point B, you have travelled to Bristol. The line, therefore, represents many hours of travel.

But who says we have to actually use any of that time? If we can fold the fourth dimension, as we did with our line in the first example, let’s see what can happen.

So draw your fish again, and label the points A and B. Start at point A, in Aberdeen and walk (in time) towards the crossroads. When you reach the crossroads, turn towards point B and continue to walk. Hey presto! You’ve just travelled the journey while hardly using up any time.

What I find interesting here is that the journey will not be instantaneous. It seems you will still lose the amount of time that it would have taken to make the journey - you just won’t experience that time passing. I believe you will also age appropriately, too, since the timeline we’re walking along is a representation of the state of the three-dimensional world. During the loop of the fish, the world will continue to exist and go about its business, and you won’t exist in it because you’ve walked off into the folded fourth dimension.

Extend once again, and we start to get really interesting, and even more difficult to visualise. Now, the start and end points of our line represent four-dimensional points in space-time. By folding the fifth dimension, we can now travel anywhere in space-time. We can’t jump between the ‘trousers of time’ though - that requires sixth-dimensional folding. I haven’t yet worked out the implications of the length of the loop in these higher-dimension folds and whether aging takes place. My brain hurts too much.

Written by stu

July 10th, 2006 at 10:22 am

Posted in Musings, Science

9 Responses to 'How a Tardis Works'

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  1. YOUR brain hurts??? *goes to lie down

    Lordhutton

    10 Jul 06 at 11:00 am

  2. I don’t think you would lose the same amount of time in a 4D crossing. If you take your 1D line and loop it over to take a shortcut, presumably whatever goes on in the loop (so to speak) makes no difference to the length you have to walk. If, somehow, a section of the loop ceased to exist, it would have no impact on how long it took you to walk down one straight edge (towards the arse of the Jesus-fish) and back.

    I can’t work out a reason why this wouldn’t apply to dimensions higher than our own too. It’s even more important, technically, because if a section of the 3D loop disappeared while you were taking the long way, you would disappear also. If you were taking the shortcut, though, you could escape this, and so you wouldn’t be subject to the effects of change on the 3D world.

    I think.

    Nick

    10 Jul 06 at 12:05 pm

  3. The strangest thing, I think (and I’ll probably blog this in more detail at a later date) is that if I loop time round from 9am to 5:30pm I can, in an instant, arrive at the 3d world state where I finish work for the day.

    I wasn’t present for any of that time, but I’m now at the point where my work is done for the day. Did I do any work? If not, did the work get done? By whom?

    Crikey… if only there was a place to go to ask “Hey, does anyone have an intimate knowledge of space-time folding who can answer my question…” :)

    stu

    10 Jul 06 at 12:48 pm

  4. I think this is where the paradox comes in. The problem is, a dimension won’t be altered just by folding it. If you imagine the fourth dimension as a straight line, like you said, with the work unstarted at one end and completed (by you) at the other, folding it so you could escape to clocking-off time wouldn’t change the fact that you had still done the work. The fact that you weren’t there for most of the day doesn’t make a bit of difference, because (as you ‘missed out’ most of that day’s fourth dimension) it ceased to exist, for you at least. I suppose it could be argued that you’d merely have to take your place in the five o’clock world, perhaps without recollection that you’d missed out most of your day, and in fact still thinking that you’d spent the entire day at your office.

    Oo-er. Maybe this is happening all the time, then.

    *hums Five O’Clock World by The Vogues*

    Nick

    10 Jul 06 at 1:20 pm

  5. Is that a cover of ‘Five O’Clock World’ by Julian Cope?

    “Up every morning just to keep a job, I’ve got to work my way through the hustle and mob…”

    (My second set of Julian Cope lyrics in blog comments in one day. Oooh! Freaky!)

    stu

    10 Jul 06 at 1:25 pm

  6. Hehe. It might be. I only know it as the theme to the second season of The Drew Carey Show. Them’s the lyrics, anyway.

    Nick

    10 Jul 06 at 1:37 pm

  7. I think Julian Cope was naught but a 12 year old when Five O’Clock World was written. Unless, of course, he travelled back in time from the 80s, gave his younger self the lyrics and music and told his younger self to talk to *that* particular music producer. Oh, and he’d have changed his name to Allen Reynolds, too, but I suspect that’s something to do with a much higher dimension. ;)

    And anyway, didn’t the 5th Dimension get to number one with ‘Baby I want Your Love Thang’?

    Omally

    12 Jul 06 at 7:49 pm

  8. Really? Well I never knew that!

    stu

    12 Jul 06 at 8:39 pm

  9. Er… yes… having now listened to the Vogues version, it is slightly obvious who covered whom. :)

    stu

    12 Jul 06 at 9:47 pm

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