I have removed my Google top 20s because searches were hitting these posts instead of useful information. My favourites will remain…

My favourite searches this week:

rectify diy mistakes - Oh dear. A whole world of pain opens up in my imagination.

joining worth monastery sussex - You know, I don’t think the internet is the first place I’d look if I was considering becoming a monk.

dingle fingle - Yup… he’s back again this week. Rich, what have you done?

how to take good amateur wedding photographs - Don’t do it! Put down the camera! Move away from the wedding! Slowly now…

startled bunny image - They probably didn’t find what they wanted from my blog.

And I think my favourite for the week:

gjetost humour - Now, I understand that gjetost is humorous in itself in that it’s the least cheese-like substance in the world which purports to be cheese, but I really can’t imagine a whole body of humour being built around it.