Bonus!
Tuesday 26th September
Dear Stu,
This message is to confirm that your SuperMegaPrint order has shipped.
Here are your shipping details:
Order Number: 42342352350930590385083058
Order date: 21/09/2006
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Sincerely,
Sally Holman
Director of Customer Benefits
It’s interesting that they consider shipping your order to be a customer benefit. I would have called it part of the deal to be honest.
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