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Acrophobia

Thursday 19th October

I’ve been invited by the BBC to appear on a programme undergoing therapy for my fear of heights.

On the positive side I get to tell the nation that my mother cruelly* hung me out of a window by my ankles when I was two.

On the negative side I get to poop my pants several times in front of millions of viewers.

Shame I’m not the kind of person who does things in front of people - it’d be quite interesting if it wasn’t being filmed.

* ok, it was that or almost-certain death/disfigurement**; I forgive her!

** who said they thought I was disfigured? come on, own up…

Written by stu

October 19th, 2006 at 3:49 pm

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16 Responses to 'Acrophobia'

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  1. Go for it and never look back*

    or should that be never look down….`

    Mr Hedgehog

    19 Oct 06 at 4:03 pm

  2. And I am the sort of perosn to go on telly?

    Go for it!

    sarah

    19 Oct 06 at 4:11 pm

  3. Go on, do it! In the words of Baz Luhrman, do one thing everyday that terrifies you.

    Kouros

    19 Oct 06 at 4:25 pm

  4. Is your mother Michael Jackson?

    lordhutton

    19 Oct 06 at 4:41 pm

  5. You did fine at the Spin-your-knickers Tower. :)

    JG

    19 Oct 06 at 4:43 pm

  6. i hate heights BIGTIME
    i had considered a parachute jump as part of PLAN X but i don’t think i can do it.
    i think you should do this and i wish you luck. you will be safe at all times of course, of that there’s no doubt, but i really hope that they don’t make you do anything too gusset damaging just because it’s on telly.
    well done!
    h.

    henry

    19 Oct 06 at 5:30 pm

  7. I want to know the story behind the hanging out the wondow thing.

    Lisa

    19 Oct 06 at 9:39 pm

  8. *window

    Lisa

    19 Oct 06 at 9:40 pm

  9. You gotta go for it! Better to regret something you’ve done, than something you haven’t done…

    DoGGa

    19 Oct 06 at 10:14 pm

  10. I want the Japanese t-shirt blog!

    MarcB

    19 Oct 06 at 10:22 pm

  11. I want to hear the dangly window story too. What happened, Stu?

    Rich

    20 Oct 06 at 6:09 am

  12. Go for it!

    Dakota

    20 Oct 06 at 7:09 am

  13. Do you suffer from a fear of height or a fear of falling from those heights?

    I have a fear of heights that are attached to the ground but have no problem with unattached height such as flying, so my fear is more to do with either myself or the building/bridge/roller coaster falling.

    Merman

    21 Oct 06 at 10:30 am

  14. Do it! You know you have to!

    UKCodeMonkey

    21 Oct 06 at 7:23 pm

  15. I just wanted to wish you good luck!

    Max

    22 Oct 06 at 6:22 pm

  16. Good luck, and let us know when it is on TV!!

    qaminante

    22 Oct 06 at 7:24 pm

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