The Picture
Thursday 8th March
Ever since having my PA done (and I can wee wee pain free now, in case you’re interested), I’ve had an influx of requests for a picture. I’ve pondered how to show a picture in a tasteful presentation of what is, essentially, a nob.
So, after much deliberation, and since it’s
, I can now present you:
(click to display)
Incidentally, I sent my story to the Body Modification E-Zine, and a reply came back yesterday, saying they were flagging it as a ‘recommended’ report. Always nice to be helpful. It has also earned me membership of their extreme2 site, so I can go and discuss and look at really silly things to do to my manhood*
(* I realise some people consider I’ve already been really silly.)
Damn you! I’m sitting at work, wondering if I dare click it. What if someone was to walk by? And then I work up the guts. You trickster, you.
plume
8 Mar 07 at 9:46 am
stu
8 Mar 07 at 9:47 am
I’m not really sure I want to see your “captain winkie” but thanks for the offer
MAX
8 Mar 07 at 10:00 am
LOL!
Dakota
8 Mar 07 at 10:16 am
Stu,
If it really looks like that, I’d suggest you answer some of the spam nob enlargement e-mails everyone seems to get on a daily basis.
or change your name to Justin.
Rollasoc
rollasoc
8 Mar 07 at 10:19 am
Nice Pr. Albert Stu! :]
Ooh, that reminds me; I’ve got an e-mail to send to you of a related story.
DoGGa
8 Mar 07 at 10:25 am
*falls about laughing!!*
Aoj
8 Mar 07 at 10:26 am
Very tasteful!
Sam
8 Mar 07 at 10:30 am
You should think about getting a decent camera.
Lois
8 Mar 07 at 10:34 am
It’s tricky at that angle, Lois.
stu
8 Mar 07 at 10:40 am
Surely through the wonders of the intermaweb, you could now tell who has looked, and who hasn’t…
Kouros
8 Mar 07 at 11:31 am
If I could be arsed, I could correlate IP addresses with previous visits/comments. It wouldn’t be certain, but I could get close on most, I reckon.
But I can’t be arsed. I don’t mind who sees my willy.
stu
8 Mar 07 at 11:34 am
I do not want to see it… so I won’t click on your pr*ck
Mr Hedgehog
8 Mar 07 at 12:28 pm
“Access to this page not allowed at this time!”
Lordhutton
8 Mar 07 at 12:46 pm
Great nob!
Rich
8 Mar 07 at 3:51 pm
Thanks!
stu
8 Mar 07 at 4:00 pm
Click on the winkie, uh I mean dick on the linky, uh …
sweavo
8 Mar 07 at 4:05 pm
Nice one Stu. I didn’t look at work just in case you really had taken a photo of your kn**
UKCodeMonkey
8 Mar 07 at 7:52 pm
I can’t believe how slowly I scrolled down your blog just incase you’d posted in full colour! Sighed in relief when I realised I would have to click again, needless to say I hav’nt done so. Not while at work!
jane
8 Mar 07 at 8:37 pm
You little tinker.
That made oi larf
Mort's Mom
8 Mar 07 at 9:03 pm
gud pic. actual size?
boo
9 Mar 07 at 12:39 am
Depends on the size of your monitor. If you have a 52″ plasma screen then yes.
stu
9 Mar 07 at 8:28 am
…that’s not how I remember it…
Kika
9 Mar 07 at 8:33 am
I think you need to see a doctor. That doesn’t look right to me.
JG
9 Mar 07 at 3:32 pm