Tonight
Thursday 26th April
Tonight I have had squid, butterfly prawn and rollmop herrings for the first time. They were all lovely.
Also, I saw something which surpassed a goat on a tub… can you believe it? Yes! It’s true… I saw two rabbits… each with a budgie on their head flolloping about with the budgies hanging on for dear life. It’s all true, but no, I didn’t get a photo, sorry. Maybe next time.
Does this mean you tried Thai Grand?
Steve
27 Apr 07 at 5:21 am
Your Honour, I will now recap the case for the prosecution.
Yesterday at 2:04pm, the accused appeared to fake a sneeze on his blog “Simply Stu”.
At 8.17pm the accused was given, and I quote “*passes the max strength lemsips* ” by the defendent known as Jenny, (who is of obvious dubious morals and standards).
As we all know from Chemistry 101 and more importantly, yesterdays BBC website
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6590513.stm
that flu powder (as opposed to the powder used in Harry Potter for transportation purposes), can be used to create Crystal Meth.
Thus, yesterday at 10:57pm the accusued, did post, on said blog that he, and I quote “saw something which surpassed a goat on a tub”. As if something could be.
He then went on to explain “I saw two rabbits… each with a budgie on their head flolloping about with the budgies hanging on for dear life.”
How proposterous. Better than a goat on a tub.
Now it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to put two and two together and get five here.
Are these events connected in anyway? Is there an obvious conclusion to be drawn out by the facts before you? Was the “Achoo” thread really just a secret codeword to entice those selling or giving away free cold and flu remedies to come forward?
I’ll let you the Jury decide.
rollasoc
27 Apr 07 at 7:38 am
As an independant witness who also saw the rabbits with budgies on them. It was so cool!!! An amazing sight. I told you you should have gone back for your camera Stu!
Helen
27 Apr 07 at 7:49 am
I was about to ask what Stu was drinking last night, I’ll now have to ask what stu and Helen was drinking!
UKCodeMonkey
27 Apr 07 at 7:59 am
Dammit, that never happened on The Really Wild Show…
sweavo
27 Apr 07 at 8:23 am
LOL @ Sweavo! Machaela Strachan = Phwaor
DoGGa
27 Apr 07 at 1:38 pm