Beep

Saturday 19th May

15 Responses to 'Beep'

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1. Anything to declare, sir?

   

   Sam

   19 May 07 at 3:18 pm
2. I would love to have seen you try to explain that one!

   

   maddison-star

   19 May 07 at 4:44 pm
3. I’m pleased for you Stu, I really am.

   

   Aoj

   19 May 07 at 6:51 pm
4. Erm…….. Congratulations?

   *wonders about the viability of an educational book on nob ring etiquette*

   

   Maris

   19 May 07 at 7:34 pm
5. Werent we talking about this the other week?

   

   Steve

   19 May 07 at 9:07 pm
6. I dont believe you have done “something ” to your knob. Ik

   

   lordhutton

   19 May 07 at 9:49 pm
7. Cheap metal

   

   lordhutton

   19 May 07 at 9:50 pm
8. Oh good. I can sleep tonight :]

   

   DoGGa

   20 May 07 at 10:04 pm
9. Lucky you, not so lucky guy below

   True Story from Houston Medical Center

   A man went to the hospital to have his wedding
   ring cut off from his penis.
   According to the Nurse attending, the patient’s
   girlfriend found the
   ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at
   him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring
   on his penis while he was asleep.

   I don’t know what’s worse:
   1) Having your girl friend find out you’re married.
   2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring
   got on your penis.
   3) Or finding out your penis fits through your
   wedding ring.

   

   boo

   21 May 07 at 9:22 am
10. Yeah, not soo lucky guy below!

    

    Num

    21 May 07 at 11:20 am
11. Is that a gun in your pocket?

    

    MAX

    21 May 07 at 12:30 pm
12. Thanks for the info!

    

    Dakota

    21 May 07 at 12:47 pm
13. So you can’t use it for your answerphone then?

    

    plume

    23 May 07 at 7:11 am
14. *sniggers at plume* One of my favourite old jokes that one!!

    

    Aoj

    23 May 07 at 5:26 pm
15. You know, English airports are not really so good are they. Gatwick didn’t pick up on the scissors and deodorant in my bag but they got taken from me on the way back at Lisbon airport by a nice but stern Portugese woman.

    

    Sarah

    26 May 07 at 6:00 pm

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