I think the trophy looks much better on our side of the pub.

I also think my phone camera isn’t very good.

The sign reads something like:

We’ve got the trophy cos we is far more cleverer than wot they is.

There was a great bit of teamwork between my old Computing teacher and me… I remembered that the person who performs divination by watching birds was an augur (information put into my brain exactly once in 1987 during my Latin lessons and not used since)… he transformed that into the correct answer of augury.