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Past Self

Tuesday 15th January

Since Hutters and sweavo have written letters to their 13-year-old past selves, I thought I’d do the same…

Dear Stu,

This is your future self. I think I’m supposed to be giving you lots of advice here, but I’m not going to give you any at all. If you do everything exactly the same as I did it, you will end up having the best life you could have ever wished for.

It’ll take a while to come, but believe me… it’ll be worth it.

Oh… and beware of Libyans driving a camper van.

Oh… and on Monday 14th January 2008, don’t convince them to change the answer from Ursa Major to Uranus in the pub quiz even though you’ve made the link about ’sept-something’ and it’s being the seventh planet. Don’t worry too much, though you’ll win anyway.

Lots of love,

You.

Written by stu

January 15th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

Posted in Musings

4 Responses to 'Past Self'

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  1. Haha. Very good stu

    lordhutton

    15 Jan 08 at 6:07 pm

  2. Well if you’re stupid enough to steal their plutonium in the first place…

    rob

    15 Jan 08 at 10:11 pm

  3. Dear Past Plume,
    go make friends with goats as quickly as possible. Do not wait till you’re older.

    well, that and a buncha other stuff.

    plume

    17 Jan 08 at 4:44 pm

  4. Heh… that’s a good one, Plume.

    stu

    17 Jan 08 at 4:54 pm

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