Clairsentance
Thursday 7th February
This morning, I was standing in the crowded work kitchen, waiting to make my cup of tea and I was hit with a well-known odour…
Marmite? Ugh!
Actually, I quite like Marmite, but the smell is certainly distinctive and not something I care to smell in the morning before my cup of tea.
Anyway… I made my way through the hoarde to the toaster area to investigate the presence of the aforementioned Marmite, and there it was.
However, the Marmite-bearer had not yet opened his jar. I had not seen the jar. I can only suppose that I have developed the power of clairvoyant smell, possibly now known as something like clairsentance if my English-French dictionary is to be trusted.
I’m not sure how I will be able to capitalise on my new found skill… watch this space…
Well the will be a new series of Britains got talent soon, dunno quite what Simon Cowell will make of it, guess it depends on whether he likes marmite or not.
Mr H
7 Feb 08 at 9:54 am
As super-powers go, that’s quite a crap one.
Me
7 Feb 08 at 10:12 am
Heheh. I’m already seeing a lucrative “Heroes” spoof in the offing.
A Mild-mannered software engineer who can smell the future,
A schoolkid who can tell when it’s raining on the far side of the earth,
A sexy cinema usherette who can turn steam to water faster than it would do naturally,
A divorced college professor who can balance almost anything on the end of his pen…
sweavo
7 Feb 08 at 10:28 am
Haha… mad skillz!
stu
7 Feb 08 at 10:41 am