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Yale and Hearty

Monday 18th February

So we finished moving H’s stuff in at around 5:00pm on Saturday, and just six and a half hours later - by 11:30pm - I was locked out in the freezing cold street in just my socks*. I was stuck out there for a good couple of hours**.

She first denied all responsibility, and then finally conceded that maybe it was an accident.

I’m not so sure… what do you think?

* that is I was fully clothed except for my feet which had no shoes on… not that I was stark naked apart from socks… that would be very bad

** about 27 seconds in non-exaggerated time

Written by stu

February 18th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

8 Responses to 'Yale and Hearty'

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  1. Hmm, is there a pattern emerging? Can you get in at lunchtimes?

    In the immortal words of Bush:

    Fool me once, shame on me — shame on you.
    Fool me twice, shame on… can’t get fooled again.

    sweavo

    18 Feb 08 at 5:15 pm

  2. Lunch times are fine, thankfully.

    I love that quote… though it does have to have his stupid flustered monkey face saying it for full effect.

    stu

    18 Feb 08 at 5:23 pm

  3. Sounds to me like the natural evolution of a relationship…good luck with that!

    andygoose

    18 Feb 08 at 5:53 pm

  4. Sounds suspicious to me…

    rob

    18 Feb 08 at 6:17 pm

  5. Well, if H was pointing, laughing, and made a cell phone call as she looked out the window while you were outside . . . it might be considered suspicious! Otherwise, I wouldn’t be too concerned.

    Debster

    18 Feb 08 at 6:28 pm

  6. At least you werent outside with all your furniture and no shoes

    lordhutton

    18 Feb 08 at 7:05 pm

  7. That wouldn’t have been when we left, would it?

    Perhaps she needed time to clear up the jelly…

    loretta

    18 Feb 08 at 9:55 pm

  8. Haha… it was when my mum left, Lorry. I went up the road to see them off (having put the door on the latch)… H then saw off her brother and Beckie, thereby auto-cancelling the door latch… I then returned… ah.

    There was jelly ALL OVER THE INSIDE OF THE FREEZER after the party. Fortunately, it was still in its boxes.

    stu

    19 Feb 08 at 10:08 am

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