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Highlights

Wednesday 20th February

If someone goes for highlights and their stylist completely messes up, and they get really depressed to the point of feeling suicidal…

…do they…

(wait for it)

…jump off…

(are you ready?)

…Bleachy Head?

Written by stu

February 20th, 2008 at 9:53 am

Posted in Amusement

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  1. oh god

    lordhutton

    20 Feb 08 at 10:13 am

  2. *groans*

    sweavo

    20 Feb 08 at 10:14 am

  3. Even with the warning that was absolutely terrible…

    Sarah

    20 Feb 08 at 10:20 am

  4. Well, it’s partly Rob’s fault, Sarah… so go have a word with him.

    stu

    20 Feb 08 at 10:23 am

  5. Yes they do, and then they dye.

    rich

    20 Feb 08 at 12:23 pm

  6. Hahahaha! Very good, Rich… I really missed a trick there!

    stu

    20 Feb 08 at 12:29 pm

  7. I’m sure there is some sort of Joke about waves in there somewhere

    Mr H

    20 Feb 08 at 1:31 pm

  8. Is that a British thing? Being an American, if I haven’t heard it on Monty Python then it’s not very funny…

    andygoose

    20 Feb 08 at 3:41 pm

  9. Oh dear :[]

    DoGGa

    20 Feb 08 at 4:10 pm

  10. Beachy Head is a renowned suicide spot in the UK, andygoose (about 20 per year, apparantly). And we call (and you may too) peroxide bleach.

    Oh… and was your comment yesterday - “Don’t touch it, it’s evil” anything to do with Time Bandits? If so, then it is a marvellous coincidence since I received the DVD of Time Bandits for my birthday! Hoorah! If not, then ignore me :)

    stu

    20 Feb 08 at 4:17 pm

  11. “Well, it’s partly Rob’s fault”

    I truly am an inspiration :)

    If you go there at the right time and peer over the edge then you get mobbed by nice people trying to stop you from jumping. If you side-step at just the right moment, the results are hilarious.

    Well, I say hilarious…

    rob

    20 Feb 08 at 5:45 pm

  12. # rich Says:
    February 20th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Yes they do, and then they dye.

    Shuely you mean ‘… and then they cul up and dye’?

    omally

    20 Feb 08 at 7:42 pm

  13. Flipping gibblets, I meant CURL of course. Tchoh. It must be a wednesday.

    omally

    20 Feb 08 at 7:43 pm

  14. “Suicide Blonde” by INXS

    (When you have “overkill” on the highlights!)

    “Dyed by her own hand.”

    Debster

    20 Feb 08 at 7:58 pm

  15. Yes Stu, that was a Time Bandits reference…great minds think alike!

    andygoose

    23 Feb 08 at 1:15 am

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