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Earthquake

Thursday 28th February

Good things about earthquakes:

You get a free chimney sweep instead of having to pay a man £50 to do it.

Bad things about earthquakes:

They don’t put up dust-sheets before they start work.

Written by stu

February 28th, 2008 at 9:49 am

Posted in Amusement, Current Affairs

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  1. All you need to know then;-)

    lordhutton

    28 Feb 08 at 4:57 pm

  2. I take it from this entry that you don’t have black carpets?

    rob

    28 Feb 08 at 5:44 pm

  3. Either that or Ming the Merciless was up to his old tricks

    max

    28 Feb 08 at 10:06 pm

  4. Did you get earthquaked? I wondered about that when I heard it on the news.

    Debster

    28 Feb 08 at 10:08 pm

  5. Yes we did get earthquaked, Debster, but were in the car coming back from holiday at the time, so we didn’t feel it. It was only the next evening that I noticed the dust all over the living room.

    stu

    29 Feb 08 at 9:43 am

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