My Bed is a Xylophone
Sunday 2nd March
Bed: C… D… E… F-half-flat
Me: Drat
Bed: E D C D E D C E C E G-partly-sharp
Me: Drat
H: Stu, you are playing the bed.
Me: Er… is that so very wrong?
H: I just wanted you to be aware of what you’re doing.
Me: But it works
Bed: E D C… E D C… E E D D C E C E C E C…
Must add some Xylophone beaters to my shopping list for this week. Big toes aren’t that good for playing musical instruments.
Play The Ladie’s Bras! The Ladie’s Bras!
Divine
2 Mar 08 at 11:37 am
You know what they say…big toes…big Xylophone beater…
andygoose
2 Mar 08 at 1:27 pm
Are they squeaks it makes as you.. erm…
Rich
2 Mar 08 at 1:57 pm
“*Ladie’s*”? Aaaarrrgggghhhhhh! WTF is a ‘Ladie’?
JG
2 Mar 08 at 10:10 pm
JG, it’s a typo.
Divine
2 Mar 08 at 11:55 pm
Richard Pereira! Tchoh!
stu
3 Mar 08 at 9:20 am
Well at least we know what you get up to in bed now :]
DoGGa
3 Mar 08 at 8:10 pm