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McCartney v. Mills

Tuesday 18th March

“I’m really happy… I was awarded 24 million pounds out of the deal, and my daughter will be given £35,000 per year essentially for doing nothing”, Ms. Mills failed to say this afternoon to reporters.

Written by stu

March 18th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

9 Responses to 'McCartney v. Mills'

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  1. “The Judge said Paul was worth £400Million, everyone knows he has been worth £800Million for the last 15 years” Heather “not in it for the money” Mills said*

    *Not an actual quote, I can’t remember what actualy said.

    John

    18 Mar 08 at 4:28 pm

  2. I would say this divorce is costing an arm and a leg, but 1. it’s not really appropriate, and 2. I’d be hugely disappointed if someone else hasn’t already done it many times over.

    Kouros

    18 Mar 08 at 5:55 pm

  3. I’ve been wondering just how much that gold-digger misunderstood woman contributed to his fortune?

    Odd how the daughter gets £35,000 plusa nannyplus school fees. Still, because his other children went to their local comp, so can she.

    JG

    18 Mar 08 at 6:50 pm

  4. I can’t believe you’re saying all these horrid things about her! SHE’S ONLY GOT ONE LEG for THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!! You should be nicer to the money grubby bitch.

    sweavo

    18 Mar 08 at 8:13 pm

  5. AND he had to give her a plane

    lordhutton

    18 Mar 08 at 9:05 pm

  6. So she can shave both her legs

    lordhutton

    18 Mar 08 at 9:06 pm

  7. PMSL @ hutters!

    Acksherly, she wanted £39,000 a year for wine. She should try booze-cruising.

    JG

    18 Mar 08 at 11:08 pm

  8. £39,000 for WINE?

    I thought I had a problem…

    Kouros

    19 Mar 08 at 7:37 am

  9. £39,000 for wine? How the heck does she get through 10,000 bottles a year?

    stu

    19 Mar 08 at 10:20 am

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