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Wednesday 2nd December
I hope it’s the google translation rather than my Japanese that is flaky.
The Japanese…

The Translation…
My Saturday
Saturday Okimashita are slow to very busy week. 10:09 Samerimashita five minutes. I like reading a book until 10:10 and then five minutes, along with her talking I was drinking this tea.
10:10 we will every five minutes, we went to the bathroom. What you see out of the bathroom until the morning of every day I see my beautiful garden. We look to the garden of the Japanese garden. There is a large stone in the garden so far. There is a small tree beside the stone. I want raccoon on top of the stone. I think it is cute.
Was studying Japanese 12:10 minutes from half-past 10. Difficult and very interesting. She also studied Japanese to me. She can see the kanji from around 40 it is a good one? She has five minutes to 10:10 “Now the Japanese are tired of fun,” he said. “Let your brother-mon to better this afternoon.” I said, “Yeah [<-Good Translation, Google!] ~! Is good!” He said. Then my brother’s phone.
My brother lives in York. I love the city’s study from the University of York. Had to travel by car to eat breakfast. Travel is tender. Minutes before catching the 10:02 York. From there to the north of England there is a little cold. We went into the city, I struggle to the death mother wears Gitotebukurowo. My nose is too cold and windy but dry wore lots of clothes. My nose is still a little bit red!
I went to the pub to drink beer with her brother and me together. We could hear the music from a very loud talk or dance, and had a lot of rainbow. Was fun.
Some interesting phrases there. Who is the death-mother?
Jan
2 Dec 09 at 7:04 pm
Oh dear
lordhutton
2 Dec 09 at 9:01 pm
I’m glad I don’t have to go to the loo every five minutes.
Roger
3 Dec 09 at 10:29 am
I don’t know, Jan, but you’d better watch out when she wears her Gitotebukurowo.
Well, after my teacher’s comments of “That’s top-notch, my friend”, I think it’s the google translation that’s flaky.
6 or so small errors in 300 words isn’t bad!
Stu
3 Dec 09 at 10:45 am
Banzai! or something.
sweavo
4 Dec 09 at 3:28 pm