Ever since having my PA done (and I can wee wee pain free now, in case you’re interested), I’ve had an influx of requests for a picture. I’ve pondered how to show a picture in a tasteful presentation of what is, essentially, a nob.

So, after much deliberation, and since it’s , I can now present you:

Incidentally, I sent my story to the Body Modification E-Zine, and a reply came back yesterday, saying they were flagging it as a ‘recommended’ report. Always nice to be helpful. It has also earned me membership of their extreme2 site, so I can go and discuss and look at really silly things to do to my manhood*

(* I realise some people consider I’ve already been really silly.)

Ok, here’s the deal: it hurts when I pee. It’s only to be expected, I guess. The official advice is to drink lots of fluid (but not acidic drinks for obvious reasons), because concentrated urine will hurt far more than dilute.

So, how do I balance fluid intake to obtain the optimum compromise between number of peas and pain per pea? I’d draw a graph and take detailed readings of ouch-factor, but apparantly it’ll stop doing it within a day or so.